

There are five classes of characters to be in Fat Princess, and each has their own pros and cons. Big gals are heavy and that means your opponents are going to have in groups to carry her fat ass back home. You'll then bring these snacks to the opponent's princess, force her to eat them, and watch her get fatter. Now, you can kill these guys if you like, but your best defense is to go outside of your stronghold and find pieces of cake and other dessert items. All the enemies that are assaulting your base will be trying to get in and get their fair lady out.

When you start a game, each team's base will have their opponent's princess inside. Now, kill Tom Nook! The goal of these battles depends on the mode you're playing - obviously team deathmatch is all about eradicating the other squad - but at the heart of the game is Capture the Princess. The result of some screwed up cloning project involving Animal Crossing, Strawberry Shortcake, and Warhawk Fat Princess puts you on a team of eight to 32 cute-as-pie cartoony male and female characters lets you choose from eight to ten dessert-themed levels such as Coco Cliffs and Black Forest, and proceeds to place you in some of the bloodiest battles seen on this platform. If you're even aware of Fat Princess, it's probably just that quick snippet we saw during Sony's E3 press conference this morning, and that doesn't even begin to do the title from Darkstar and Sony justice.
